"I’m so sorry, Charles & Teresa. This doesn’t look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. Like AT ALL."
"I’m so sorry, Aaron and Victoria. I tried my best to capture the magic of your wedding day, but it turned out crappy because I’m not very good at this. Hope you’re not offended."
"I’m sorry, Kyle & Jimmy. I tried my best. Congrats on your engagement."
"I’m so sorry, Kelly. This is a horrific drawing. I’m just not very good at this. I hope I didn’t ruin your birthday."
"I’m really sorry, Hank and Sherry. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’m just really bad at this. I hope you’re not offended."
"Whoops. Sorry Marc & John. I think I screwed up your facial hair and likenesses. I’m not very good at this."
"I’m sorry, Zoe & Kit. This looks nothing like either of you. I don’t know what I’m doing. No refunds."
"I’m sorry, Jim. You look like a very dignified man and I drew you like a grinning idiot because I’m not good at caricatures. You deserve better."
"Sorry, Stephen. The likeness here isn’t that good. Plus, I drew your kid as a cat. I wish I was better at this. No refunds."
"So sorry, Steve and Rebecca. This likeness is really crappy. Because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL. My apologies."