Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Lucy. I made your eyes two different sizes. So you look a little crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hazel. This is a disaster of a drawing. Trust me — you don’t look like this. I’m just awful at caricatures. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kevin. I drew your head shape all wrong. And I gave you glasses for some reason. I have no idea what I’m doing. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kelsey & Eddie. I don’t know how to draw teeth very well. So you both look kinda weird. I tried my best. No refunds
I’m sorry, Casey. I made your face too small for your head. I’m always doing that. Please don’t be mad. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sean. I drew your nose too long and your mouth all weird. Now my drawing is all crappy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Shelsea & Adrian. I drew your eyes too wide open. So you both look crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Aimee. This is just ghastly. To be fair, the angle of your head is really odd in your photo. I know that’s not an excuse, but here we are. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kristina & Celine. I’m not very good a drawing mouths. So yours look all weird here. I promise I’ll practice more. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hector & Angela. I drew your face shapes all wrong. That’s why this looks so crappy. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.