Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Ari and Joe. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you and your dogs for your wedding, but I’m not good at either people or animals so this drawing is a mess. I hope I didn’t ruin your wedding. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Josh and Amanda. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you two for your wedding but I’m not very good at caricatures so it turned out really awful. Now your wedding is ruined and it’s all my fault. So sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Kevin paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I drew your faces the wrong size for your heads so it doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mike and Winston. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I accidentally drew Winston eating your tongue. Which I hope he’s never done before. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I messed up your nose and made your eyes too wide so now you look crazy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jon and Riz. Emma paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not good at drawing either people or dogs so this is what happened. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Omar. Rose paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I got the face proportions all wrong. So it looks really awful. Please don’t be made at me. Or Rose. She didn’t know. No refunds.
I’m sorry Kaliq. Alisa paid me to draw a caricature of your two but I’m not very good at them so it looks really weird. This is NOT what you look like IRL. I’m just really bad at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sai. I drew your nose too upturned and your ears waaaay to big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alexander. Only after I was finished drawing did I realize you’re holding a can in your picture and not your nose. That’s my bad. Apologies. No refunds.