I’m sorry, Amber. Your eyes are all wonky and your smile is all screwed up. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Amber. Your eyes are all wonky and your smile is all screwed up. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.