Honza

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I’m sorry, Honza. I drew your nose all weird here. Please don’t be mad at me. You seem like someone I wouldn’t want to be on the wrong side of. No refunds.

Verča

I’m sorry, Verča. This looks like your face is slanted. Which it clearly isn’t. I’m just not very good at caricatures. Like, at all. No refunds.

Sophie-Kate

I’m sorry, Sophie-Kate. This is downright frightening. I have no idea how I managed to screw this up so bad. But here we are. No refunds.

Kai & Lara

I’m sorry, Lara. Kai got this for you as a gift for your anniversary. I hope you’re still together. No refunds.

Raymond

I’m sorry, Raymond. I made your forehead too big and your face too wide. So you kinda look like a d-bag. Which I’m sure you’re not. No refunds.

Samantha

I’m sorry, Samantha. I made your eyes too big. And your nose too. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.

Elle

I’m sorry, Elle. I made your nose too big and your smile came out all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. No refunds.

Amelie

I’m sorry, Amelie. I drew your eyes different sizes and your cheeks two different shapes. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.

Alexa

I’m sorry, Alexa. I messed up your nose and made your face too wide. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.

Mariana

I’m sorry, Mariana. Your partner got this for you as a surprise. I’m sure it was certainly that. I hope you’re not mad at them. Or me. No refunds.