Kaitlynn

I’m sorry, Kaitlynn. I ended up drawing you much older than I assume you are. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.

Jitox

I’m sorry, Jitox. I really screwed up your eyes. So you look like a weirdo here. Not my intent. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds

Emily

I’m sorry, Emily. I made your eyelashes too long. Which makes this look really weird. Which was probably not what you wanted. Sorry. No refunds.

Mateo

I’m sorry, Mateo. I drew your eyes too low and your forehead too short. And let’s not even talk about your mouth. I’m the worst. No refunds.

Rico

I’m sorry, Rico. I drew your face too wide. So this doesn’t really look like you. Which is not what you paid for. Sorry. No refunds.

Rasmus

I’m sorry, Rasmus. You’re clearly a very attractive person. So I’m very upset I screwed up your drawing so bad. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.

Marcus

I’m sorry, Marcus. I don’t know why I drew your beard so short and your mustache so long. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.

Felix

I’m sorry, Felix. I messed up your face shape. And your eye is kinda floating. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.

Dirk

I’m sorry, Dirk. I made your nose and your ear too big and your mouth all weird. Now this looks awful and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.

Grant

I’m sorry, Grant. Something about the low angle of your photo screwed me up. That’s my fault tho, not yours. No refunds.