Corinne, Jay & Family (6th Chance)
Listen, Corinne, Jay, and Family – stop ordering these. Every year you order one and every year I screw it up. When will you learn? No refunds. Ever!
Elena & Marcos
I’m sorry, Elena and Marcos. This is downright frightening. I don’t know what went wrong – besides everything. No refunds.
Angeliki
I’m sorry, Angeliki. I made your mouth too wide and your eyes too small. I have no excuses. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Brittany
I’m sorry, Brittany. Your eyes are off-kilter and your smile is all wrong. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Dima
I’m sorry, Dima. This is just awful. Your nose is obviously too long and your cheeks are all weird. I’m ashamed of myself. Please forgive me. No refunds.
Sorcha
I’m sorry, Sorcha. I screwed up your eyes and your chin shape. So this doesn’t really look like you. Please forgive me. No refunds.
Dario
I’m sorry, Dario. I drew your nose and hand way too big. So this whole thing is a mess. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Nico & Rita
I’m sorry, Nico and Rita. I took up too much room drawing Nico’s hat and kinda ran out of room for Rita. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
Autumn
I’m sorry, Autumn. I drew your tongue waaaaay to big. Now this looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I’m super sorry. No refunds.
