Elena
I’m sorry, Elena. I drew your face too small for your head and screwed up your smile. So this doesn’t really look like you. I’m the worst. No refunds.
Kevin
I’m sorry, Kevin. You ended up looking much older in my drawing than you are in real life. Or maybe you actually are that old. I dunno. Point is: I’m sorry. No refunds.
Jonah
I’m sorry, Jonah. I tried to draw you smiling like in your picture, but I failed. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
Adam
I’m sorry, Adam. I made you look like a complete doofus. I’m sure you’re not a doofus. I’m just really terrible at caricatures. No refunds.
Morgan
I’m sorry, Morgan. I screwed up your mouth and made your face too wide. That’s why this doesn’t look like you. Congrats on graduating. No refunds.
Julia
I’m sorry, Julia. I screwed up your smile and your eyes. So there’s not much to redeem this drawing. Cool phone though. No refunds.
Ale and David
I’m sorry, Ale and David. I’m not sure which one of you I screwed up more. That can’t be good. I hope you’re not upset with me. No refunds.
Benji
I’m sorry, Benji. I drew your mouth all weird. And your chin. And your mouth. This whole thing is a disaster. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
Tazire
I’m sorry, Tazire. I think I drew your face too small for your head. Not the first time for me. That’s not an excuse. Just an explanation. No refunds.
