Hannah

I’m sorry, Hannah. I’m a dumb idiot who can’t draw or spell NASCAR apparently. Please forgive me. No refunds.

Brandi

I’m sorry, Brandi. This is just awful. There’s literally no excuse for how crappy this is. I hope you can forgive me. No refunds.

Yannick and Manny

I’m sorry, Yannick and Manny. I don’t know why I dew Yannick so scary. I’m sure he’s a real good kid. I’m just awful at drawing children. No refunds.

Noah

I’m sorry, Noah. I got your facial hair wrong. And your head hair. All your hair is wrong in this drawing. No refunds.

Jacob & Emily

I’m sorry, Jacob and Emily. Your smiles are not this ghastly. I’m just really crappy at drawing mouths. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.

Robyn

I’m sorry, Robyn. I tried to capture your great smile, but it ended up all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.

Ciaran

I’m sorry, Ciaran. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You’ve obviously too young to have a mustache. I see that now. I’m the worst.

Johannes and Lisa

I’m sorry, Johannes and Lisa. Not only does this not really look like you, but it’s also a pretty crappy drawing. I was having an off day. No refunds.

Kai

I’m sorry, Kai. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I see that now. I hope you’re not upset with me. Because I would be.

Aaron

I’m sorry, Aaron. I drew your face too small and your head too big. I keep doing that for some reason. That’s why this doesn’t look like you. No refunds.