I’m sorry, Grandma. Your grandkids paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it doesn’t look like you because I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nyx and Belial. I don’t know how to draw dogs. Also: how did you order? Do dogs have PayPal. I’m confused. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amber. Your eyes are all wonky and your smile is all screwed up. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kerzie. I made your eyes look all intense and scary and I don’t know how to fix it. Now the whole thing is ruined. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amy and Chris. This is almost frightening in how bad it is. Why did you pay me to do this? I’m clearly terrible. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Camden. I messed up your mouth something awful. So this doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Josephine, Matt, and Milk. I forgot to draw Josephine smiling. Matt looks weird. And I don’t know how to draw dogs. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mo. This looks nothing like you. Maybe the glasses? But even those are the wrong shape. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sheylla. One of your eyes is too big and your smile is all screwy. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cesar. I screwed up your facial hair and your nose. And everything else, really. Not much to like here. My apologies. No refunds.