I’m sorry, Jarod and Rashell. This doesn’t look like either of you. Especially Rashell. I don’t know what the hell happened there. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cary and Sylvie. This is not very flattering for either of you. I tried my best, but I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe, I drew your plant too big and kinda ran out of room for your head. Which probably isn’t what you wanted. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emma. I tried to capture your great smile, but I don’t know how to draw mouths that well. So it ended up looking awful. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Darryl and Teela. This is awful. Darryl’s eyes are all weird and Teela’s nose is the wrong shape. How did I get this awful? Don’t answer that. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nicholas. Leave it to me to screw up a drawing of a handsome firefighter. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry Zae. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be upset. This is not what you look like. I just really suck at caricatures. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Russ. This was supposed to be a cute drawing of you and Sara, but it turned out awful. When Sara is old enough, please tell her how sorry I am. No refunds.
I’m sorry, AJ and family. I tried really hard to fit all of you into the drawing. So it doesn’t really look like any of you. Sorry. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Corey and Jessie. I think I went a little overboard on your smiles. Now this is all creepy and weird and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.