I’m sorry, Danny. Not only does this not look like you, but your chicken friend turned out terrible. Please don’t ask me to draw poultry anymore. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ellen and Michael. You look like such nice people. That’s why I’m so upset I screwed up your caricature. Please forgive me. I have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m so sorry, Tanya. This looks nothing like you. I don’t know who it looks like but it’s not you. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elnathan. I tried exaggerating your bottom lip, but I went too far. Now it looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Chris. I really messed up your facial hair. And your nose. And your head shape. Nothing about this is right. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Leonie. Something about the ears on your head screwed me up and I drew you as a cat. My bad. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time this has happened. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cammeron. I’m not very good at drawing expressions. So this turned out really crappy. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Debbi. I have no idea who this is a drawing of. But it sure ain’t you. I don’t know what happened. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. I forgot your facial hair and made your dog look like a weirdo. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. All the proportions in this drawing are wrong. The nose. The mouth. The shades. And did I forget your hat? What’s wrong with me? No refunds.