Peyton & Pap

I’m sorry, Peyton & Pap. I really screwed this one up. Both of your smiles are awful and Peyton’s eyes are all weird. Please forgive me. No refunds.

Maria

I’m sorry, Maria. I don’t know why I drew you looking so sad. You’re not sad in your picture. I’m just really awful at this. No refunds.

Nolberto

I’m sorry, Nolberto. I… I have no idea what happened here. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.

Joe

I’m sorry, Joe. This is a double fail. It’s anything but blessed. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.

Bryan

I’m sorry, Bryan. I wasn’t sure who you wanted me to draw. So I combined you both into one. Now I realize that was a bad idea. No refunds.

Kurt

I’m sorry, Kurt. I don’t even know where to start with this one. I drew your hair wrong, forgot your glasses, and gave you a goofy smile. I suck at this.

Kayce & Scotty

I’m sorry, Kayce and Scotty. This looks nothing like either of you. Kayce’s face is much thinner. And Scotty doesn’t have facial hair. What was I thinking? No refunds.

Sasha

I’m sorry, Sasha. I screwed up your hair and your nose and your eyes. Not a lot went right with this one. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.

Justin

I’m sorry, Justin. I forgot your facial hair. And your smile. And made your eyes all sleepy. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.

Patricia and Teyonia

I’m sorry, Patricia and Teyonia. This looks nothing like either of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.