I’m sorry, Frank. This is awful. You look like a old man. Which you clearly are not. You’re a baby. I see that now. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Beth. Somehow this turned out frightening. I think it’s the sharp teeth. Or the severe eyebrows. Or the fact that I suck at caricatures. Sorry.
I’m sorry, Jarrod. This looks nothing like you. Like at all. It’s like I wasn’t even looking at the same picture. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Annika. I don’t know why I drew you frowning. That’s not what you’re doing in your photo. What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Daniel. I screwed up your hair and forgot your beard. Dunno how that happened. Hope you’re not offended. This is literally the best I can do. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Felicity. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. AT ALL. I’m just really terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather & Jake. This looks nothing like either of you. Heather looks really old and I don’t even know what happened to Jake’s chin. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Konrad. I screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. And pretty much everything else. What can I say besides I’m awful at this? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Katie. Made your ears too big and your hair too curly. Which makes you look really old. Please don’t be offended. I’m trying my best.