I’m sorry, Robb & Jenni. This doesn’t look like either of you. I don’t know what happened. I’ve been really tired lately. Hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kate. This is awful. I forgot your glasses. And I don’t know how to draw hands. Or bridges. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sidney. I really screwed up your nose here. I’m still not that good at proportions. I hope you’re not mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Denise. This looks nothing like either of you. I hope I didn’t ruin your wedding. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jonny. I screwed up your facial hair. And your hat. My powers of observance are really awful. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Glen. I just… I don’t… I have no idea why I didn’t draw your facial hair. And the smile? Was I even looking at your picture? I’m the worst.
Yeesh. I’m sorry, Jack. I have no idea why I drew your mouth like that. And your eyes aren’t that droopy. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kathleen. I made your nose ring too big. And your nose. And your lips. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lenee. I have no idea what happened here. Besides a really crappy drawing. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Cerys. This is awful. Your lips are too big and your eyes are nightmarish. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy.