Alex & Kim
I’m sorry, Alex. Kim paid me to draw a caricature of you two, but it doesn’t really look like you because I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
Sara
I’m sorry, Sara. This doesn’t really look like you. I think it’s the nose and the mouth. I should practice more before charging folks, huh? No refunds.
Jessi & Kari
I’m sorry, Jessi & Kari. I tried capturing your great smiles, but I don’t know how to draw mouths. So it ended up looking awful. No refunds.
Neal
I’m sorry, Neal. This is just a bad drawing. Your eyes are too low and too far apart. You look deranged. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Chufan
I’m sorry, Chufan. This is really crappy. Your eyes are on two different levels and your nose is all wrong. It’s a mess. No refunds.
Elizabeth
I’m sorry, Elizabeth. I tried to draw your lips in a cute pucker, but they came out kinda scary. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Lara
I’m sorry, Lara. This is just frightening. I don’t even know where to start. This is not what you look like. I’m just really awful at caricatures. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Ren
I’m sorry, Ren. This doesn’t really look like you. I made the mouth too big and the hand is a disaster. I’m the actual worst. No refunds.
Claire
I’m sorry, Claire. I made your eyelashes too long and your nose too upturned. So this looks awful. I hope you’re not too mad. No refunds.
Margaret
I’m sorry, Margaret. I made one of your eyes too big and messed up your mouth. But I drew your studs. That counts for something, right? No refunds.