I’m sorry, Joyce. I drew you with long hair when you don’t have it. At least not in your picture. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lauren. Sorry that your caricature turned out so awful. And sorry you don’t like your soda. I can’t help either. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam. I forgot to draw your hat. And I really butchered your bass. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ali. I don’t know why I gave you glasses. You’re not wearing glasses. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ana & Lulu. I did a really crappy job on this one. Your mouths are all weird and I think I forgot Lulu’s glasses. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Drew. I messed up your smile and the beautiful background behind you. Turns out I’m not good at drawing landscapes either. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jocelyn. This looks nothing like you. I dunno what happened. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Leah. You have a lovely smile – that I completely butchered. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Rachel. I screwed up your face. But I screwed up your cat even more. I’m just not good at this. Like AT ALL.
Hi, Ashley. Thank you for ordering two attempts but I’m sorry to say they both turned out awful. I’m sorry. Turns out practice doesn’t make perfect. No refunds.