I’m sorry, John. This doesn’t look like you. I don’t know why. I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Pope Family. I got real distracted by your cool hats and didn’t leave enough space for your faces. That’s why this is so crappy. Hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m
sorry, Ian. This is a really crappy drawing of you. Your nose and head
shapes are wrong. I see that now. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Brian. This looks nothing like you. I made your eyebrows too bushy and completely forgot your facial hair. I hope you don’t feel like you wasted your money. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christopher & Michelle. I made your smiles really weird. Mouths are hard to draw. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily & Joe. I tried drawing that beautiful bouquet, but I messed it up. And your faces. And your height. This whole thing is a disaster.
I’m sorry, Annie & Sam. This kinda looks like you, but it’s still a crappy drawing. Annie’s eyes are two sizes and Sam’s chin is weird. Please don’t be mad at me.
I’m sorry, Ayumi & Eric. This is a really crappy drawing of the two of you. Eric’s ears are too big and his chin is too square. I really beefed this one. Sorry.
Woof. I… I just have no explanation for this one. I’m so sorry, Lynsay.
I’m sorry, Chris & Chrisanna. This looks nothing like either of you. I hope you’re not mad at me. I tried my best. Mouths are hard to draw, OK?