Sorry, Jason. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You don’t have one. MAN I’m really bad at this. I’m sorry.
Sorry, David & Amy. I tried my best, but this caricature turned out really crappy. I guess I should practice more, huh? No refunds.
Ah jeez. I’m sorry, Jess. I guess I got carried away drawing your dragon onesie and did a crappy job drawing you. Hope you’re not offended.
I’m sorry, Julia. I got nervous halfway through drawing your caricature and ended up drawing you as a cat. Hope you’re not offended.
Sorry, Michelle. This is not a very good caricature of you. I guess I should practice more before I start charging folks, huh? No refunds.
Hi Beth & Justin. Sorry. I think I screwed up the height difference between the two of you. I’m not very good at this.
I’m sorry, Lucinda. This doesn’t look like you. Your hair color is wrong and your glasses are too small. Hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
Hi, Argyle. Miranda paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it doesn’t really look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. I’m sorry.
Hello, friends! Been getting a lot of questions about this site since I mentioned it on this week’s Draw-Off. So here’s a FAQ of sorts:
Q: Is this site still active?
A: Yup. Go ahead and place your order by clicking on that yellow button.
Q: How do I send you my photo?
A: You’ll be redirected to a submission form after placing your order.
Q: How do I send multiple photos?
A: Please email them to badcariactures@gmail.com
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Yup.
Q: How long will it take to get my caricature?
A: I’ve gotten literally hundreds of new orders this week. Please be patient.
Q: Can I rush my order?
A: No.
Q: Can you tell me where I am in the queue?
A: No.
Q: Will I get my caricature by Thanksgiving / Christmas / my sister’s birthday / etc?
A: I’ll try my best.
Q: Will you refund my order if I don’t like my caricature?
A: Not really getting the whole point of the site, huh?
That’s it. Thanks for visiting. And I’m sorry.
I’m sorry, Matthew. Despite taking a really long time with the shading, this still looks nothing like you. No refunds.