I’m sorry, Brian. In my defense: this is actually a pretty good caricature. Just not of you. Which is probably what you wanted. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Dian. I tried my best, but this caricature didn’t turn out so good. In fact, I think it’s pretty horrible. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Pete. This looks nothing like you. Like AT ALL. I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. I apologize.
“I’m so sorry, Williams Family. Every year, you order a holiday caricature and every year I screw it up. You’d think one of us would wise up by now. WHELP thanks for your blind optimism. Happy Holidays.”
“I’m sorry, Nelie. Your friend Kyle paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am NOT good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Happy Birthday.”
“Sorry, Janet. Not only did I forget to draw your glasses, but I forgot to draw a good caricature. I hope you’re not upset.”
“I’m sorry, Heather and Tyler. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you two at all. Probably because I’m NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Charles & Teresa. This doesn’t look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Aaron and Victoria. I tried my best to capture the magic of your wedding day, but it turned out crappy because I’m not very good at this. Hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Kyle & Jimmy. I tried my best. Congrats on your engagement.”