I’m sorry, Val. I drew your hair too curly and your chin waay to big. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.“
“I’m sorry, Ivan. I have a really hard time drawing people with facial hair. And… just people in general. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m so sorry, Debbie and Ken. You guys look like such a nice couple. You deserve a much better caricature than this.”
“Sorry, Ajani and Kadia. I tried my best, but I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“I’m so sorry, Yaunjin. This is a really terrible drawing of you. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“So sorry, Kathi & Jess. This looks nothing like either of you. I’m just really bad at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m sorry, Tim & Emily. I panicked and drew a big mustache on Tim. And to be honest, I don’t know what happened with Emily. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Josh and Lydia. I think I got you two confused with another couple. Hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kathryn. This actually kinda looks like you. Only really terrible because I’m not good at caricatures. Sorry about that.”
“Sorry, Ella & Ryan. This looks like neither of you guys. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.”