“I’m sorry, Dan & Michelle. This didn’t turn out how I intended AT ALL. I’m just not very good at this. Sorry.”
“So sorry, Brad. This looks nothing like you. I’m just not very good at likenesses. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m sorry, Charlie and Maggie. I forgot your glasses and gave Charlie a bucket hat he wasn’t wearing. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, you guys. This might be the crappiest drawing I’ve ever done. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Randy. Your nose isn’t that big at all. And as for the duckface, I’ve really got no excuse.”
“So sorry, Mickey. I really screwed up your mouth. And eyes. And hair. MAN, what is wrong with me?”
“Sorry, APS. I got carried away and drew waaay too many fingers on your hand. I’m just really bad at drawing hands. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Theo. For some reason, I thought you had a mustache. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Viola. Not only is this a bad drawing of you, it’s a bad drawing of anyone. I am just NOT good at this. My apologies.”
“Sorry, Greg & Colleen. This looks nothing like you two. Or your cat. I really need to get better at this if I’m going to keep charging people. No refunds.”