“Sorry, Nicholle & Eric. I thought I’d be clever and draw you guys with moustaches and kaiser helmets, but it just looks dumb. I’m sorry.”
“Sorry, Kate & Franklin. I tried my best, but you both ended up looking much meaner and blonder than I wanted. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Kristin. I forgot your hat and made your chin waaaay too big. I’m just not very good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Wesley. I think I was watching Beavis and Butthead while drawing your caricature. But that’s no excuse. I apologize.”
“I’m sorry, Ed. I forgot your glasses and screwed up your facial hair. Oh, and you’re not bald. What is WRONG with me?”
“I’m sorry, Ross Family. You’re not that fat and your baby is not a zombie. I’m just really bad at caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Stacy and Veronica. I tried my best, but you both turned out looking like elderly white women. I’m not very good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Tim. Somewhere along the line, you turned into a robot and your son turned into Ripley from Aliens. I’m really bad at this.”
“I’m sorry, Koller family. I was SO CLOSE on this one. I don’t know WHAT happened at the end there. No refunds.”