“I’m so sorry, Paul. This caricature looks nothing like you. The monocle, the buck teeth. It’s all wrong. I am just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Misty. You’re way prettier than this in your picture. I don’t know what happened. Ah jeez…”
“Sorry, Renae. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too well because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Trish. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it ended up looking like Mario because I am NOT good at this. Sorry.”
“I’m so sorry, Ruth. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it looks nothing like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Jonathan. Misty paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I’m not good at drawing caricatures.”
“Sorry, John. Natasha paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too well because I’m not good at caricatures. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Williams Family. You guys don’t look like this and your son is obviously not a bear. I’m just really, really bad at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry Harmony. Did you say you loved cats? I don’t remember. If not, I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“AH MAN. I’m so sorry, Nico. I didn’t even get your GENDER right on this one. What’s wrong with me?”