“Sorry, Jacki. Josh paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am REALLY bad at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Casey. I tried to do one of those "cool dude” caricatures like you get on the Boardwalk, but somehow a moustache crept in there. My apologies.“
“So sorry, Greg. You have a full head of hair. I don’t know why I left it out. My apologies.”
“I’m sorry, Cindy. I was watching anime while drawing this. You do NOT look like a Japanese cat lady.”
“I’m sorry, Erika. A lot of things went wrong with this drawing. I hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Dawn. I tried to draw your smile, but it looks like you have buck teeth. Man, I am NOT good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Sara. You said you liked reading sci-fi. I don’t know why I drew you playing the trumpet. And male. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Chris. This looks nothing like you at all. All I can say is that I tried my best.”
“Sorry, Kit. I didn’t even get your gender right on this one. I am TERRIBLE at this.”
“Yikes. Sorry, Christian. I honestly don’t know what happened with this one.”