I’m sorry, Craig. This looks nothing like you. You hair is too light. Your eye is too big. Your smile and chin are all wrong. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Craig. This looks nothing like you. You hair is too light. Your eye is too big. Your smile and chin are all wrong. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.