“Sorry, Kate & Franklin. I tried my best, but you both ended up looking much meaner and blonder than I wanted. No refunds.”
Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
“Sorry, Kate & Franklin. I tried my best, but you both ended up looking much meaner and blonder than I wanted. No refunds.”