Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Lindsey & Josh
I’m sorry, Lindsey and Josh. I screwed up your noses and your mouths. I’ve never been good at drawing either. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Lupe & Joe
I’m sorry, Lupe and Joe. I drew your smiles all weird. Like, am I supposed to draw the teeth or not? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Tom
I’m sorry, Tom. I made your head too squat and your ears too big. At least I remembered your facial hair. That’s a win for me. No refunds.
Devin & Brooklynn
I’m sorry, Devin & Brooklynn. This doesn’t look like either of you. The proportions are all wrong. I hope you’re not mad at me. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
Simon
I’m sorry, Simon. I tried to capture your wry smile, but it ended up making your face look like Play-doh. Please don’t be upset. I’m just not very good at this. No refunds.
Carlos
I’m sorry, Carlos. I drew your forehead waaaay to big and lopsided for some reason. No idea why. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Gareth
I’m sorry, Gareth. This doesn’t look like you. Or your puppy. I’m not good at caricatures of people OR pets. I should’ve told you. No refunds.
Jacob
I’m sorry, Jacob. I drew your eyes all buggy and crazy. So you look like a Muppet. Not my intention. No refunds.
Michelle
I’m sorry, Michelle. I drew your face too wide and your hair all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. My apologies. I tried my best. No refunds.
