Elle

I’m sorry, Elle. I made your nose too big and your smile came out all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. No refunds.

Amelie

I’m sorry, Amelie. I drew your eyes different sizes and your cheeks two different shapes. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.

Alexa

I’m sorry, Alexa. I messed up your nose and made your face too wide. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.

Mariana

I’m sorry, Mariana. Your partner got this for you as a surprise. I’m sure it was certainly that. I hope you’re not mad at them. Or me. No refunds.

Kaitlynn

I’m sorry, Kaitlynn. I ended up drawing you much older than I assume you are. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.

Jitox

I’m sorry, Jitox. I really screwed up your eyes. So you look like a weirdo here. Not my intent. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds

Emily

I’m sorry, Emily. I made your eyelashes too long. Which makes this look really weird. Which was probably not what you wanted. Sorry. No refunds.

Mateo

I’m sorry, Mateo. I drew your eyes too low and your forehead too short. And let’s not even talk about your mouth. I’m the worst. No refunds.

Rico

I’m sorry, Rico. I drew your face too wide. So this doesn’t really look like you. Which is not what you paid for. Sorry. No refunds.

Rasmus

I’m sorry, Rasmus. You’re clearly a very attractive person. So I’m very upset I screwed up your drawing so bad. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.