Marcus

I’m sorry, Marcus. I don’t know why I drew your beard so short and your mustache so long. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.

Felix

I’m sorry, Felix. I messed up your face shape. And your eye is kinda floating. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.

Dirk

I’m sorry, Dirk. I made your nose and your ear too big and your mouth all weird. Now this looks awful and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.

Grant

I’m sorry, Grant. Something about the low angle of your photo screwed me up. That’s my fault tho, not yours. No refunds.

Ipshita

I’m sorry, Ipshita. I drew your eyes too low and your mouth too weird. So this whole thing is a disaster. Please don’t be upset with me. No refunds.

Medha & Her Cat

I’m sorry, Medha. I’m not very good at drawing cats. Or people, for that matter. So you both look awful here. No refunds.

Molly & Family

I’m sorry, Molly and Family. This is a massive fail. Not one single likeness here is correct. I should stop doing this. No refunds.

Annie & Nora

I’m sorry, Annie and Nora. I messed up your noses. And smiles. And pretty much everything else. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.

Haylee & Marc

I’m sorry, Halyee and Marc. This drawing turned out real doofy. Which is not what you paid for. My apologies. No refunds.

Jolin

I’m sorry, Jolin. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. So this turned out kinda crappy. Please forgive me. No refunds.