Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Linda and Dog
I’m sorry, Linda. The only thing I’m worst at drawing than likenesses is dogs. So this is a double-fail. Congratulations. No refunds.
Laurie
I’m sorry, Laurie. I tried drawing your subtle smile, but I ended up making you look mad. That’s because I suck at this. No refunds.
Anne-Sophie
I’m sorry, Anne-Sophie. I drew your puffy coat way too big and your head way too small. So this is pretty much a fail. No refunds.
Kelly
I’m sorry, Kelly. I tried drawing the cool shadow across your face but it just ended up looking like an X. My bad. No refunds.
Cecali
I’m sorry, Cecali. This is awful. The proportions are all off so it looks really weird. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best. No refunds.
Hannah and Cochis
I’m sorry, Hannah and Cochis. You both look frightening in my drawing. Which was not my intent. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Erica
I’m sorry, Erica. I drew your eyes two different sizes and your mouth too big. Apparently likenesses are not my thing. No refunds.
Mia
I’m sorry, Mia. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. So that’s why yours looks so weird. Stay in school, Mia. Don’t end up like me. No refunds.
Greg
I’m sorry, Greg. I drew your lips too big and your eyes all strange. So this doesn’t look like you at all. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
