Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
David and Steve
I’m sorry, David and Steve. You both look awful here. I’m not good at this. I wish people would realize that. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Logan. I drew your ears and teeth too big. And your eyes too bugged. So this doesn’t look like you. No refunds.
Razen
I’m sorry, Razen. Only after I finished did I realize you don’t have your finger up your nose. That’s my bad. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
Melissa & Gracie
I’m sorry, Melissa & Gracie. I made you both look like total doofuses. Not on purpose, though. I really tried my best. I’m just awful at caricatures. No refunds.
Elizabeth
I’m sorry, Elizabeth. This turned out awful. But in my defense, you’re making a weird face in your photo. Unless, of course, that’s your actual face. In which case, I’m doubly sorry. No refunds.
Cicely
I’m sorry, Cicely. Not only am I awful at drawing likenesses, but I’m also terrible at drawing bridges. So you get a double-whammy. No refunds.
Aliya
I’m sorry, Aliya. This is not a very flattering drawing of you. I hope you’re not mad at me. I swear I tried my best. No refunds.
Martine, Adum, and Ellie
I’m sorry, Martine, Adum, and Ellie. You look like such a lovely family. I hate to do you so wrong like this. But what can I say? I’m the worst. No refunds.
Michael & Rhianna
I’m sorry, Michael & Rhianna. You both look ghastly here. In my drawing, I mean. Not in real life. I’m so tired. No refunds.
