Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Summer
I’m sorry, Summer. I got your proportions all wrong here. Which is a big no-no when drawing caricatures. I never studied. No refunds.
William & Karsyn
I’m sorry, William & Karsyn. Your mustache is clearly fake. But when I draw it, it kinda looks real. Which is not good. Sorry. No refunds.
Nikolaj & Friends
Sorry Nikolaj & friends. Your noses are all screwed up here. I never learned how to draw them. I’m the worst. No refunds.
Emma
I’m sorry, Emma. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. Or much else, really. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
Corinne, Jay & Family (6th Chance)
Listen, Corinne, Jay, and Family – stop ordering these. Every year you order one and every year I screw it up. When will you learn? No refunds. Ever!
Elena & Marcos
I’m sorry, Elena and Marcos. This is downright frightening. I don’t know what went wrong – besides everything. No refunds.
Angeliki
I’m sorry, Angeliki. I made your mouth too wide and your eyes too small. I have no excuses. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Brittany
I’m sorry, Brittany. Your eyes are off-kilter and your smile is all wrong. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Dima
I’m sorry, Dima. This is just awful. Your nose is obviously too long and your cheeks are all weird. I’m ashamed of myself. Please forgive me. No refunds.
