Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Dario
I’m sorry, Dario. I drew your nose and hand way too big. So this whole thing is a mess. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Nico & Rita
I’m sorry, Nico and Rita. I took up too much room drawing Nico’s hat and kinda ran out of room for Rita. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
Autumn
I’m sorry, Autumn. I drew your tongue waaaaay to big. Now this looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I’m super sorry. No refunds.
Josh & Maddie
I’m sorry, Josh and Maddie. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. Or noses. Or much else for that matter. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
Elena
I’m sorry, Elena. I drew your face too small for your head and screwed up your smile. So this doesn’t really look like you. I’m the worst. No refunds.
Kevin
I’m sorry, Kevin. You ended up looking much older in my drawing than you are in real life. Or maybe you actually are that old. I dunno. Point is: I’m sorry. No refunds.
Jonah
I’m sorry, Jonah. I tried to draw you smiling like in your picture, but I failed. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
Adam
I’m sorry, Adam. I made you look like a complete doofus. I’m sure you’re not a doofus. I’m just really terrible at caricatures. No refunds.
Morgan
I’m sorry, Morgan. I screwed up your mouth and made your face too wide. That’s why this doesn’t look like you. Congrats on graduating. No refunds.
