Ale and David
I’m sorry, Ale and David. I’m not sure which one of you I screwed up more. That can’t be good. I hope you’re not upset with me. No refunds.
Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Ale and David. I’m not sure which one of you I screwed up more. That can’t be good. I hope you’re not upset with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Benji. I drew your mouth all weird. And your chin. And your mouth. This whole thing is a disaster. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Tazire. I think I drew your face too small for your head. Not the first time for me. That’s not an excuse. Just an explanation. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jane. Not only is this an awful drawing of you, it’s also a crappy drawing of your horse friend. I’m ashamed of myself. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hannah. I’m a dumb idiot who can’t draw or spell NASCAR apparently. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Brandi. This is just awful. There’s literally no excuse for how crappy this is. I hope you can forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Yannick and Manny. I don’t know why I dew Yannick so scary. I’m sure he’s a real good kid. I’m just awful at drawing children. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Noah. I got your facial hair wrong. And your head hair. All your hair is wrong in this drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jacob and Emily. Your smiles are not this ghastly. I’m just really crappy at drawing mouths. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Robyn. I tried to capture your great smile, but it ended up all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.