Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Maddie. I overdrew your eyes and mouth so you look older than you really are. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Katie. I drew your nose waaay to big and upturned. And the less we say about your mouth, the better. This whole thing is a big fail for me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam. I drew your eye too big and your nose too bulbous. And then there’s the blood. This whole drawing is cursed. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know you probably wanted me to include Kyle Mclaughlin in your drawing but I ran out of space. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ivana. Natalia paid me to draw a caricature of the two of you but I screwed it up and you both look all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jake. Not only is your head shape wrong, but I drew a mustache on you. I don’t know why. I think I panicked? I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sara. I messed up your mouth and your nose and your cheek. And let’s not even mention your ear. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Stella. I made David look really angry and Stella look like a bear. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alison. I made your nose too big and your smile all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. Congrats on your degree. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amanda. Tom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but all the proportions came out wrong. Sad thing is, this isn’t the first time. No refunds.