Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
I’m sorry, Sean. I’m not very good a drawing noses. So this doesn’t really look like you. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Keara. I drew your eye too high. And your nose is all weird. I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christina. You’re obviously not a skeleton. I don’t know what I was thinking. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan. Your chin is too short and one of your eyes is higher than the other. So this looks all weird. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Becci. I tried to capture your expressive eyes, but I think I made the lashes too long so you look kinda weird and I don’t know how to fix it. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patrick and Shannan. I drew you both with crazy eyes. Neither of you have crazy eyes IRL. I’m just awful at caricatures. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
Qira’s Dad
I’m sorry, Quira’s Dad. Quira paid me to draw a caricature of you as a gift, but I messed it up because I’m not very good at caricatures. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Qira’s Mom
I’m sorry, Quira’s Mom. I got your head shape wrong. So this doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
Ben & Yoan
I’m sorry, Ben & Yoan. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. Or hands. Or caricatures, really. Happy Anniversary. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emilie. I messed up your nose. And your mouth. And your eyes. And your chin. There’s not much to like here. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.