Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Ciaran
I’m sorry, Ciaran. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You’ve obviously too young to have a mustache. I see that now. I’m the worst.
Johannes and Lisa
I’m sorry, Johannes and Lisa. Not only does this not really look like you, but it’s also a pretty crappy drawing. I was having an off day. No refunds.
Kai
I’m sorry, Kai. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I see that now. I hope you’re not upset with me. Because I would be.
Aaron
I’m sorry, Aaron. I drew your face too small and your head too big. I keep doing that for some reason. That’s why this doesn’t look like you. No refunds.
Oliver
I’m sorry, Oliver. I got your nose and head shapes wrong. Which is like Caricature 101. So this is a big fail. Please don’t be upset. I tried my best. No refunds.
Martina
I’m sorry, Martina. I drew your neck all weird and your ears too big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
Stefan and Julia
I’m sorry, Stefan and Julia. Once again, mouths are my weak point. Especially Julia’s. Dunno what’s going on there. So sorry. No refunds.
Karla
I’m sorry, Karla. Your mouth and eyes turned out awful. And your hair. In fact, this whole drawing is a giant fail. I’m sorry. No refunds.
Inga’s Mom
I’m sorry, Inga’s Mom. Inga paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it turned out really weird because I don’t know what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
