Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Sebastian and Lena
I’m sorry, Sebastian and Lena. I don’t know how to draw mouths too well. And sorry your eyes are all weird. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Erik and Henning
I’m sorry, Erik and Henning. I know this looks like I didn’t even try. But trust me – this is the best I can do. I’m just awful at drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ryan and Serah. I should’ve payed less attention to your cool uniforms and more attention to your likenesses. Now both are awful. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Luke. Now I realize that you’re actually wearing a hat and not, in fact, being eaten by Stitch. That’s my bad. Won’t happen again. No refunds.
I’m sorry, William and Shawnee. This doesn’t really look like either of you. Please don’t be upset with me. Likenesses are not my forte. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Grandma. Your grandkids paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it doesn’t look like you because I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nyx and Belial. I don’t know how to draw dogs. Also: how did you order? Do dogs have PayPal. I’m confused. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amber. Your eyes are all wonky and your smile is all screwed up. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kerzie. I made your eyes look all intense and scary and I don’t know how to fix it. Now the whole thing is ruined. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amy and Chris. This is almost frightening in how bad it is. Why did you pay me to do this? I’m clearly terrible. No refunds.