Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Jae
I’m sorry, Jae. Everything is wrong here. Your eye, your eyelashes, your mouth, your tongue. The whole thing is a mess. Please forgive me. No refunds.
Brittany
I’m sorry, Brittany. I’m not very good at drawing noses. That’s why this looks so awful. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
Katie
I’m sorry, Katie. I really screwed up your mouth. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
Daniël
I’m sorry, Daniël. I made your nose too big and your eyes too low. Now this looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
Alex & Kim
I’m sorry, Alex. Kim paid me to draw a caricature of you two, but it doesn’t really look like you because I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.
Sara
I’m sorry, Sara. This doesn’t really look like you. I think it’s the nose and the mouth. I should practice more before charging folks, huh? No refunds.
Jessi & Kari
I’m sorry, Jessi & Kari. I tried capturing your great smiles, but I don’t know how to draw mouths. So it ended up looking awful. No refunds.
Neal
I’m sorry, Neal. This is just a bad drawing. Your eyes are too low and too far apart. You look deranged. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Chufan
I’m sorry, Chufan. This is really crappy. Your eyes are on two different levels and your nose is all wrong. It’s a mess. No refunds.
Elizabeth
I’m sorry, Elizabeth. I tried to draw your lips in a cute pucker, but they came out kinda scary. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.