Hi. My name is Kevin. If you send me $5 and a photo, I’ll try my best to draw a caricature of you. But it probably won’t look like you because I am NOT good at this. Like AT ALL.
Lara
I’m sorry, Lara. This is just frightening. I don’t even know where to start. This is not what you look like. I’m just really awful at caricatures. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
Ren
I’m sorry, Ren. This doesn’t really look like you. I made the mouth too big and the hand is a disaster. I’m the actual worst. No refunds.
Claire
I’m sorry, Claire. I made your eyelashes too long and your nose too upturned. So this looks awful. I hope you’re not too mad. No refunds.
Margaret
I’m sorry, Margaret. I made one of your eyes too big and messed up your mouth. But I drew your studs. That counts for something, right? No refunds.
Autumn & Trotter
I’m sorry, Autumn and Trotter. I’m not very good at drawing eyes. So this turned out really weird. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Cameron
I’m sorry, Cameron. I messed up your mouth. And I made your dog look scared. I’m the absolute worst. Please forgive me. No refunds.
Eduardo
I’m sorry, Eduardo. I made your nose and face much wider than it is. But not in a playful caricature way. Like, in a crappy way. No refunds.
Jakub & Friends
I’m sorry, Jakub. I’m not good at drawing dogs either. Guess I should’ve put that on the order form. That’s my bad. No refunds.
Lisa & Rob
I’m sorry, Lisa and Rob. This drawing makes you both look like total weirdos. Which I’m sure you’re not. Please forgive me. No refunds.
