Stefan and Julia
I’m sorry, Stefan and Julia. Once again, mouths are my weak point. Especially Julia’s. Dunno what’s going on there. So sorry. No refunds.
Sebastian and Lena
I’m sorry, Sebastian and Lena. I don’t know how to draw mouths too well. And sorry your eyes are all weird. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
Erik and Henning
I’m sorry, Erik and Henning. I know this looks like I didn’t even try. But trust me – this is the best I can do. I’m just awful at drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ryan and Serah. I should’ve payed less attention to your cool uniforms and more attention to your likenesses. Now both are awful. No refunds.
I’m sorry, William and Shawnee. This doesn’t really look like either of you. Please don’t be upset with me. Likenesses are not my forte. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nyx and Belial. I don’t know how to draw dogs. Also: how did you order? Do dogs have PayPal. I’m confused. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Amy and Chris. This is almost frightening in how bad it is. Why did you pay me to do this? I’m clearly terrible. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Josephine, Matt, and Milk. I forgot to draw Josephine smiling. Matt looks weird. And I don’t know how to draw dogs. No refunds.
I’m really sorry, Scott and Lorene. This is almost offensive. You must think I’m a real jerk for drawing you both so poorly. I have no excuses. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily and Dog. I really like your matching outfits. Too bad my drawing of you turned out so crappy. You must think I’m an idiot. You’re right. No refunds.