I’m sorry, Francesco & Karen. I forgot Francesco’s glasses and beard. And Kristen’s smile is too big. I really screwed this whole thing up. I hope you’re not mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sharon & Clement. I think I drew glasses on the wrong person. That happens more often than not with me. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather and CJ. This looks nothing like either of you. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just really awful at likenesses. No refunds.
I’m sorry, The Murpheys. I drew your sunglasses too big. So there was no room for your faces. Also, I see you went to Paris. That’s cool. I’m not about to try and draw the Eiffel Tower though. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Peyton & Pap. I really screwed this one up. Both of your smiles are awful and Peyton’s eyes are all weird. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kayce and Scotty. This looks nothing like either of you. Kayce’s face is much thinner. And Scotty doesn’t have facial hair. What was I thinking? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patricia and Teyonia. This looks nothing like either of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather & Jake. This looks nothing like either of you. Heather looks really old and I don’t even know what happened to Jake’s chin. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Austin & Tiana. It was only after I finished did I realize that Tiana was not eating Austin – just smiling. I hope I didn’t ruin your anniversary. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Adam & Erink. This looks nothing like either of you. I’m not really sure what happened. Besides me being really crappy at drawing caricatures, of course. No refunds.