“I’m sorry, Marcello & Taylor. I tried my best, but your caricature turned out really crappy. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, William. Your boys are not really this fat. I’m just really bad at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended.”
“Sorry, Eric & Nicholle. I know you said you wanted a picture of you guys in Angkor Wat, but I don’t know to draw that, so I drew McDonalds. I hope you’re not mad. I’m just not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Dan & Michelle. This didn’t turn out how I intended AT ALL. I’m just not very good at this. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Charlie and Maggie. I forgot your glasses and gave Charlie a bucket hat he wasn’t wearing. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, you guys. This might be the crappiest drawing I’ve ever done. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Greg & Colleen. This looks nothing like you two. Or your cat. I really need to get better at this if I’m going to keep charging people. No refunds.”
“Did I put the moustache on the wrong person? I think I put the moustache the wrong person. I’m so sorry, Jonathan & Rex.”
“I’m sorry, Tim. I thought you had a moustache and your friend had a soul patch. I really should look more carefully at the photos, huh? Sorry.”
“Yikes. I’m sorry MJ & Denise. You’re both much prettier than how I drew you. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”