“Sorry, Josh and Gina. I really screwed up Josh’s face, so I decided to cover it with Gina’s hair. I’m not very good at this.”
“Sorry Johnny. I gave your kids big eyes to make them cute, but they ended up looking really creepy. Hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m so sorry, Alexander. Somehow you and Danny ended up looking like two girls doing duckface. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“Sorry Rachael & Krishan. This looks nothing like you guys. I hope you’re not offended. I’m just REALLY BAD at drawing caricatures.”
“I’m so sorry, Maggie & Caitlin. I think I screwed up which one of you is taller. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Freeds. You don’t look like this at all. I’m just NOT good at drawing caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Kristina & Adam. I did it again, didn’t I? Damnit. Must be something about winter clothes. I am just NOT good at this. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Valerie. I think I screwed up which one of you is the puppy. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kerri & Erika. I think I exaggerated the wrong feature. I’m not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Interrobang. I got carried away with the whole smiling thing. Hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.”