“Sorry, Kristina & Adam. I saw that you’re winter sports enthusiasts and tried to draw you in winter gear, but it backfired and looks creepy. I’m so sorry. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Dale & Liz. I tried drawing you as pirates, but you turned out looking like a werewolf squeezing Cyndi Lauper to death. I’m just NOT good at caricatures.”
“Sorry, Kabakoff/Blackwood family. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you guys. And I drew your daughter like Slick Rick. Dunno what happened there. I’m sorry.”
“Sorry, Liam and Jack. Your mom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but you ended up looking like two fat guys with moustaches because I’m not very good at caricatures. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Tim. I really screwed up the size of you and your son’s heads. And your likenesses. In fact, this whole drawing is a disaster. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Tooran and Barry. I don’t know why I made you guys blonde and gave you buck teeth. But at least you’re smiling right? You’re right, I am just NOT GOOD at this.”
“Sorry EJ and Deb. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look anything like you because I am just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Nicholle & Eric. Thank you for giving me a second chance, but I panicked and drew you as a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. I hope you’re not mad.”
“Sorry, Nicholle & Eric. I thought I’d be clever and draw you guys with moustaches and kaiser helmets, but it just looks dumb. I’m sorry.”
“Sorry, Kate & Franklin. I tried my best, but you both ended up looking much meaner and blonder than I wanted. No refunds.”