“I’m sorry, Ross Family. You’re not that fat and your baby is not a zombie. I’m just really bad at caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Stacy and Veronica. I tried my best, but you both turned out looking like elderly white women. I’m not very good at this. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Koller family. I was SO CLOSE on this one. I don’t know WHAT happened at the end there. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Williams Family. You guys don’t look like this and your son is obviously not a bear. I’m just really, really bad at this. Sorry.”