“I’m sorry, Roy. You turned out looking much angrier than I wanted you to. I’m sure you’re not that mean in person. No refunds.”
“Sorry Johnny. I gave your kids big eyes to make them cute, but they ended up looking really creepy. Hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m so sorry, Sandy. I think I exaggerated your hair too much. Man, I am just NOT good a caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Alexander. Somehow you and Danny ended up looking like two girls doing duckface. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“Sorry Rachael & Krishan. This looks nothing like you guys. I hope you’re not offended. I’m just REALLY BAD at drawing caricatures.”
“Sorry, Sonya. I tried to draw you in your Catwoman suit, but it ended up just looking like a cat. I tried my best. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Maggie & Caitlin. I think I screwed up which one of you is taller. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Freeds. You don’t look like this at all. I’m just NOT good at drawing caricatures. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Kristina & Adam. I did it again, didn’t I? Damnit. Must be something about winter clothes. I am just NOT good at this. Sorry.”
“Sorry, Adrianne. Your scarf kinda took over your face here. But in my defense, it IS a very nice scarf. No refunds.”