“I’m sorry, Valerie. I think I screwed up which one of you is the puppy. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kerri & Erika. I think I exaggerated the wrong feature. I’m not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Jessie. I drew your hands way too big. And way too hairy. I’m just not good at drawing hands. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Interrobang. I got carried away with the whole smiling thing. Hope you’re not upset. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Adam. Your smile isn’t that creepy. I’m just really bad a caricatures. Also: you were great in Dukes of Hazzard. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kristina & Adam. I saw that you’re winter sports enthusiasts and tried to draw you in winter gear, but it backfired and looks creepy. I’m so sorry. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Dale & Liz. I tried drawing you as pirates, but you turned out looking like a werewolf squeezing Cyndi Lauper to death. I’m just NOT good at caricatures.”
“I’m sorry, Rich, but I didn’t notice your beard until I was already done. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Kabakoff/Blackwood family. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you guys. And I drew your daughter like Slick Rick. Dunno what happened there. I’m sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Mike. I tried to capture your expression from your photo, but I really screwed it up. I hope you’re not mad. Sorry.”