“I’m sorry, Ben. I don’t know why I drew you with such comedically oversized glasses on. You don’t even wear glasses. No refunds.”
“Sorry, Liam and Jack. Your mom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but you ended up looking like two fat guys with moustaches because I’m not very good at caricatures. Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, Ryan. Somewhere along the way, you ended up looking like a grizzled prospector. I hope you’re not mad. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Jodi. I tried drawing your curly hair, but it ended up looking like dreadlocks. I hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Tim. I really screwed up the size of you and your son’s heads. And your likenesses. In fact, this whole drawing is a disaster. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Sahar. I guess I went a little overboard on your expression. And gave you curly hair for some reason. What was I thinking?”
“Sorry, Tooran and Barry. I don’t know why I made you guys blonde and gave you buck teeth. But at least you’re smiling right? You’re right, I am just NOT GOOD at this.”
“Sorry EJ and Deb. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look anything like you because I am just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Andy. I tried my best, but you ended up looking more like the evil deamon Gorulax. I hope you’re not offended.
“Hi Dan. You said to make you look pretty. So I drew you as Kathy Ireland. I hope that’s what you meant. No refunds.”