“Sorry, Ericka. I tried my best, but your caricature turned out really crappy. Happy Birthday.”
“Sorry, Chris & Cassie. See, this doesn’t look like you guys because I’m not very good at drawing caricatures. But I’m trying to get better. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Dana & Phil. But are you SURE you didn’t have an eyepatch and mustache when we first met?”
“I’m sorry, Seth. I think I drew your baby too big. And too mean. I am not very good at this…”
“I’m sorry, Williams’s. Thanks for the second chance, but as you can see, I haven’t gotten any better than last time. I hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Linda, Jacqueline, & Winyan. This doesn’t look like any of you. Especially Jacqueline. She looks like a fuzzy duck. MAN I’m bad at this.”
“I’m sorry, Kriston. I really screwed up your hair. And your glasses. And just about everything else. I’m just NOT GOOD at this. I apologize.”
“I’m sorry, Adriana. I’m just NOT very good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Marcello & Taylor. I tried my best, but your caricature turned out really crappy. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, William. Your boys are not really this fat. I’m just really bad at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended.”